Woman stuffs Hundred Dollar worth of Groceries inside her holly of hollies

by Ana Maria | Life and Living

It may be sound like pure imagination but even if it does, one woman has made her own imagination manifest when she stuffed $100 worth of Walmart groceries inside her vagina. According to the publishers popdust.com  Even Police could not believe it.

Illustrated image: (Credit: via POPDUST.COM)

However, the woman named Holly Fray (below) actually was able to get some food products into her privates. That shouldn’t be that alarming, should it? After all, the vagina is an elastic organ, designed to carry..well, people. But when you consider the grocery list.

Police Officer Charles Langan said that Fray was given a full body search during which several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.

“I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” adding “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”

Holly Fray shocked police by the amount of groceries
she was able to hide inside her vagina.
(Credit: via popdust.com)

Police, brought in Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet in the force to carry out the more in depth search. And she too was shocked.

She said: “They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud."

The officer said "They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina."

Now the list: "A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”

Even more shockingly, the report goes, even though Walmart’s store policy is to push for full prosecution on all shoplifters, they decided not to press charges, ‘cuz the whole thing was just so damn funny!

Now read this bit: "And the good news for anyone in Pittston fancying an orange glazed steak tonight is the recovered stolen items were returned to Walmart, and placed back on the shelves (re-marketed as “Placenta Oranges” and “Pre Soaked French Toast”).

No, but seriously, they actually put the vagina items back on the shelves. Whatthefuckingfuck?????"

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